shinrayear25 | Vampire Hunting Sailor Cloud part one

[Two scenes at once. Scene one: Kilroy and Cloud are so getting dressed in girly glee to demon hunt. Scene two: Veld is at the bar with Reno]

Veld: *is so very happy with Vin having cut his hair*

Veld: *not so much with Reno angst*

Kilroy: *has a lot of bullets and seems to be channeling Lara Croft here*

Vin: *has learned how much Veld likes the short hair and is now honestly studying*

Reno: *has finally figured out what to say to the Terrorists and is now slumped over the booth half asleep*

Veld: If you're going to sleep, you might as well hop over to Cleo's room.

Veld: *yes, he's doing the creepy appearing suddenly in front of you too*

Kilroy: ...*zips up sweater. this one makes it looks like she actually has b00bs*

Reno: *muttering in his sleep about blood and feathers*

Cloud: *totally primping in his room*

Veld: *blood and wha?*

Kilroy:...So nto wearing hotpants.

Veld: *pokes Reno*

Reno: *mutters* oh you know that once it all is over, you're still the same idiot *twitch*

Veld: *ok, that wasn't a Reno voice* *makes a loud slam noise somewhere nearby*

Stairs: *cherry blossoms blow down the stairs* *someone's tossing them*

Veld: The hell?

Reno: WhaFUCK! *falls out of booth*

Kilroy: ...what th--

Cloud: *walks downstairs in best magical girl strut* *totally dressed like Sailor Moon, down to long blonde wig with odangos*

Cloud: XD

Veld: Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me. Reno, don't look now.

Reno: *from floor* Look at what?

Veld: Just trust me on this one.

Cloud: It's Pretty SOLDIER Sailor Cloud! *shoujo pose!*

Reno: *looks over* ... Cloud?

Kilroy: ...*THUD* XD Oh my gods SQUISHY~~~

Veld: ...What in the hell does sailor have to do with THAT?!

Cloud: It's that pretty girl from that comic that kills monsters and is cute! XD

Cloud: *flutters wings*

Veld: *bliiink* Right.

Reno: *closes eyes* You really do make a good woman, Cloud

Veld: I need a drink, I think.

Cloud: *leans into Kilroy* The cherry blossoms weren't too much, were they?

Veld: I never needed to leave Shinra. The crazy just seems to show up in my home regardless.

Cloud: *is fully armed with gunblade btw*

Reno: *arm over eyes* I need a beer...

Reno: Or seven.

Veld: *is already getting the beer*

Cloud: *spinning it like Sailor Moon's wand*

Reno: *gets up and yawns next to Veld* Thanks *Takes beer*

Veld: *is really freaked out by sailor moon*

Adrian: *sitting over in corner playing holy doctor*

Kilroy: Cute tutu.

Rude: *opens door to bar and pauses, seeing that the back of Reno's head is...Vincent-colored*

Rude: ...

Reno: *nods to Rude*

Reno: *yay creepy silent convo*

Rude: ... *inquisitive look*

Reno: God nightmares...

Veld: *so not in the creepy silent convo*

Reno: *looong swig of booze*

Kilroy: *pats Cloudy*

Adrian: *is very rested* *healing up leg and arms* Ah, almost worthy of dealing damnation again.

Veld: Nightmares?

Tifa: *peeks out from kitchen* RUDE! *bounce*

Reno: *looks at Rude* *to Veld* Yes

Rude: *glances at Veld and alllmost cracks a smile* *is pounced on*

Cloud: *beams* *posing*

Veld: It's none of my business really, but, what sort?

Kilroy: I dig the boots.

Cloud: Aren't they awesome? XD

Tifa: So you're not working right now?

Kilroy; where'd you get 'em? ...And is that lavender or lilac or what? :D;

Reno: Blood, fire, some feathers. Angels fighting. My dreams are really crazy, why I drink my ass to sleep.

Adrian: *listening in, because he's curious like that*

Cloud: ...red. o_O

Veld: ....angels fighting?

Adrian: ... *eyes Reno suspiciously*

Rude: ... *shakes head* You help him dye his hair? *thumb at Reno*

Cloud: I got 'em from that store in Wall Market. The one near Goth Topic.

Kilroy: *takes off sunglasses* feck these.

Vin: *comes downstairs looking rather "appreciated" for the haircut*

Kilroy; No sunglasses ofr me.

Reno: Yes my dreams are fucked up.

Cloud: Vin! <3

Reno: They always are, I suppose its cause I'm crazy.

Cloud: *shoujo pose!* *flutters wings*

Tifa: Ya, I helped. Isn't it cuuuute?

Vin: Nice skirt, Cloud.

Kilroy: 'Ossu, Vinski.

Rude: ... ...

Vin: And the wings are a nice touch.

Rude: ... ...

Cloud: Miss Bahamut gave them to me. Aren't they preeetty?

Rude: ... *adjusts sunglasses*

Veld: *frowns*

Reno: *looks at Rude and shrugs*

Kilroy: 8flappity* ditto. <3

Vin: *wince* Sorry for ducking out... the whole devil in my soul and all

Kilroy: understandable.

Cloud: It's okay. I don't think you have anything to be worried about, though.

Adrian: *stands up and stretches, testing whether or not his leg healed up*

Kilroy: Bah-sama's after the demon, not you.

Vin: Well we share a body and if he comes out I'm not expecting to be treated nicely

Kilroy: Then we gotta ring the division bell.

Vin: Been workin on it, Found a mirror, Adrian.

Kilroy: Score.

Adrian: Perfect! *stomps foot a few times for good measure* Oh, you did?

Adrian: Good! Then there will be much damnation and glass.

Kiilroy: and sharp things?

Adrian: That's a given, I think.

Adrian: Speeaaking of damnation... where's the vampire from earlier? Still in the basement?

Cloud: I'll punish him in the name of the moon! *shoujo pose!*

Vin: He's gone.

Kilroy: ...May I shoot at it~~~~~?? :D

Vin: And no, you may not shoot them unless they attack you

Vin: They are going to help me.

Adrian: ...gone? How gone? Like dead damnation gone or ran off and worthy of damnation gone?

Adrian: ... Really.

Vin: If they can make me mortal, I'll go with it.

Kilroy: Oh. *thuimbsup* Gotcha.

Cloud: I think it's a mistake.

Rude: ... *listening in, and very blank-faced*

Adrian: ... so you let him go, then?

Cloud: Yeah, and then my dad almost got killed.

Rude: ... *wonders if there's something in the water*

Adrian: I remember that part.

Kilroy: ...yay. *slight droop* is this safe?

Vin: He almost got killed because they want to stay hidden.

Vin: Something I think I can understand. You were carrying Vampire bits.

Kilroy: *mind in wrong place* Bits.

Vin: Regardless, he was talked down and no one got hurt.

Cloud: Vampire bits someone insisted we take.

Kilroy; BITS.

Vin: Yes, my mistake. But I covered you because Xavier warned me.

Vin: Skin and blood, Kil.

Vin: And I've got it, so it's all safe.

Kilroy: Oh, Because if it was BITS then I can understand.

Adrian: Hm. Xavier... *makes a mental note*

Cloud: *shakes his head in disgust* *sort of hilarious with the odangos*

Kilroy: *will not bat odango*

Vin: That Elder and I fought for a while and he told me he may be able to help.

Vin: So no attacking them unless they attack US. If they do, kick their asses and take names.

Kilroy: 8salutes*

Cloud: ...fine. But only for you.

Adrian: It's impressive you took on an Elder without getting badly hurt. Heheh. They may attack. They're tricky.

Kilroy: Vampires. Yeesh.

Cloud: I still think they're lying sacks of crap, but whatever.

Rude: ...

Adrian: They ARE. You can't trust them. ><

Kilroy: *wishes she remembered~*

Cloud: Well, tell that to Vin. He wants to have tea with them and stuff.

Rude: *starts to mentally take note of which SOLDIERS and Turks are talking crazy for future reference*

Vin: It was a draw with the Elder, Adrian.

Vin: And maybe its because I'm an immortal too.

Vin: But you kids go on and damnation things.

Rude: ... *notes that Vincent sounds particularly batshit*

Kilroy: *hands hover over guns*

Adrian: Maybe.. but you weren't hurt, which was certainly a possibility. They haven't survived that long for nothing.

Cloud: Are you sure it's okay? You don't want us to make friends with them first? *really sort of irritated now*

Reno: *shakes head*

Rude: ... *and...Kilroy...*

Adrian: ...Damnation things?

Rude: *...and Cloud...*

Kilroy: *was always kinda dotty*

Reno: *hands Rude a beer and nods head to go out back*

Rude: *raises eyebrow at Reno like, "You're a proven liar, though."*

Reno: *dead serious look*

Rude: ... *oh...*

Rude: *shakes head and quaffs beer*

Reno: *nods*

Cloud: Feh. I'm going on patrol.

Cloud: *starts to leave*

Vin: Call if ya need backup, not that ya will.

Rude: *shrugs*

Adrian: Patrol?

Reno: *snorts*

Cloud: Yeah. I don't trust the fuckers.

KLilroy: I'mma come with, Cloud.

Cloud: *sorta waves to Vin*

Adrian: *rubs hands together* I don't either. Damnation is my specialty.

Kilroy: *smiles at Vincent* Take care, Vinski.

Rude: You're a dork, pal. I'm not listening to you anymore.

Cloud: ...Father, you haven't had any more trouble at the church, have you?

Vin: *goes back upstairs*

Reno: Damn, you are fucked up, whole sentence?

Adrian: No, I don't think any demons will be coming back there. They've learned their lesson.

Cloud: *nods* *so has materia stuck in his odangos*

Adrian: Shall I come along? I can sense the presence of evil, after all.

Rude: *even more deadpan look than usual*

Kilroy; If you wanna?

Cloud: Sure.

Cloud: *walks outside*

Kilroy; *follows~*

Reno: *sits next to Rude and drinks*

Adrian: *grins* Alright then. *follows along* I still have to make up for what happened to Marcus. I have a name, now.

Cloud: *smiles grimly* I have a score to settle, too. But, I promised Vin...so no attacking unless they strike first, alright?

Rude: ...you kidding? *looks at beer like, "must be the alcohol..."*

Kilroy: You got it, Strife.

Reno: Nope, its gentic, like the hair and eyes.

Adrian: *laughs* With me, they most always attack first. I'm on their list by now.

Rude: ... *digests*

Cloud: *kinda chilly* *reeeally short skirt*

Kilroy: *gives him her jacket*

Cloud: *shakes head* It's okay, Kil. It doesn't match.

Rude: *nods* ...62% of ShinRa is crazy, anyway...

Rude: *drinks*

Kilroy: ...*snerkcackle* Okay.

Vin: *will so give Cloud his cape again*

Reno: Ya know what really pisses me off, man?

Rude: ... *drinks*

Reno: I get all the fucker's bad traits and crazy and none a his talent.

Rude: ... *drinks*

Cloud: *walking along* Hey, I can't rain damnation on the monsters looking tacky, right?

Adrian: Whether something matches or not matters little in the darkness of the alleys.

Kilroy: *deadpan* certainly not.

Cloud: It's a matter of pride, Father.

Adrian: *smirk* Very well.

Adrian: Where are you heading, anyway?

Rude: ...what do you mean?

Cloud: *scanning the alley* I want to do a search of the perimeter, first.

Kilroy: Sounds like sound scouting.

Reno: Sheet. Some a his fuckin records ain't been broke YET, ya'd figure I'd be able ta fuckin shoot or SOMETHIN.

Cloud: *nods* Then we'll swing around in a loop of the sector.

Adrian: Searching for anything in particular? *still smirking*

Kilroy: *draws guns, takes sfaety off, reholsters 'em*

Cloud: Suspicious activity. Well more suspicious than usual.

Rude: .... *drinks*&

Adrian: AHA. There is always suspicious activity. *eyes the area suspiciously*

Cloud: *gingerly steps over a puddle of god knows what*

Kilroy: *hunting mode. her pupils are like the size of nickels*

Rude: ...eh.

Rude: How is your mom doing?

Piece of rubble: *falls quietly off of rooftop*

Cloud: *sharply looks up*

Reno: Tore up that I'm going to be workin Vice. She wanted to know if you got the cookies.

Tifa: *reappears from the kitchen she was sent to*

Kilroy: *whips guns out and trains them where Cloud's looking*

Rude: ...yeah. Peanut butter.

Adrian: *whispers* I sense... I sense...vampire? Yes...

Tifa: What about peanut butter?

Reno: *smirks at Rude*

Rude: ... *yay, Tifa*

Rude: ...cookies.

Adrian: And.. wait.. ...zombie? From the darkness: Mew!

Rude: ...

Veld: What, not running off and killing things, Valentine?

Cloud: What?

Tifa: I can make peanut butter cookies.

Reno: *goes to a booth letting Rude and Tifa have space*

Cloud: *investigates with gunblade drawn*

Kilroy: ...Kitty?

Vin: *laying on bed* I told them to call if they needed us.

Rude: *rubs mouth to hide smile* *omg his favorite cookies and the way to his heart is totally through his stomach*

Rude: ...you can?

Ash the kitten: *walk/runs out to Cloud*

Veld: You alright? Considering you didn't automatically run off all willy nilly, it makes me wonder.

Cloud: Ash?! *picks him up*

Tifa: I can make lots of cookies.

Kilroy: *whew* Keeton. ^_^

Cloud: Bad kitty!

Ash: Mew! *licks him*

Kilroy: *waows at the keeton*

Vin: Just still working on getting rid of Chaos. I ah... talked to Lu, and Bahamute scared the crap out of Chaos. He's up again.

Adrian: *looking around suspiciously*

Vin: But not really talking to me.

Cloud: *sighs* Must have snuck out of the bar...

Rude: *sunglasses flash* ...even sugar?

Tifa: Uh huh.

Kilroy: ...*eyes Adrian* What d'you hear?

Rude: ... *ponders this*

Veld: Well, must be nice not to be talking to you, huh?

Reno: *puts on a song on the jute box and is chilling*

Rude: ...anything you can't cook?

Tifa: Hrm *ponders*

Adrian: I still sense a vampire.

Vin: He was totally quiet after whatever Adrian and them did.

Cloud: Kil, can you hold him for me? I don't have any pockets in this thing.

Vin: He's waking up again.

Kilroy: *nods and holds Ash* Harro, keeton.

Veld: Hrm. That's not so good then.

Cloud: *hands Ash to Kil*

Ash: Mew! *licks Kilroy*

Rude: ...

Vin: *shrugs* We'll get him this time.

Kilroy: *accepts the kitty* *purrs at Ash*

Tifa: I can't make.... kalamari.

Vin: I also have Cloud keeping an eye out for Reno.

Tifa: Or some weird Kalm dishes.

Veld: Yes, Reno mentions nightmares...

Rude: ... *smiles a little* That's good.

Veld: He mentioned angels and that worries me slightly.

Vin: *sits up* *eyebrow raise*

Cloud: Alright, let's move out. *looking sharply*

Tifa: *shrugs* I mean, I have to do something useful, right?

Rude: *surprised* No, I meant that I don't like those foods.

Kilroy: *scritchign Ash's ears*

Veld: I think his voices are waking up.

Rude: ...if you had said...hamburgers...

Rude: *shakes head*

Tifa: Oh! I LOVE hamburgers, one of the first things I learned to cook!

Rude: *actually smiles*

Vampire: AIIIIE! *slips and falls off of roof and crashes in nearby alley*

Cloud: *freezes and holds gunblade at the ready*

Kilroy: ...Oh for the love of cocks. =_=

Vin: You think?

Second vampire: I told you to WATCH YOUR STEP, dammit!

Veld: Yes, I think so.

Cloud: *low tone* ...THESE are the minions of darkness?

Vampire1: *whispering* Sorry!!

Kilroy: *headwall*

Tifa: So, what's everyone doing?

Vampire2: Get your dead ass back UP HERE.

Vampire1: *tries to blend with shadows* *hops back up on roof* >>;

Rude: ...hunting...vampires. *seriously hopes the crazy doesn't catch*

Adrian: AHA, YOU CAN'T HIDE NOW!

Cloud: *facepalm*

Kilroy; WE! CAN SEE! YOUR! ASS!

Tifa: That sounds fun!

Vin: Bad dreams are pretty normal, I had them for years before I heard things.

Cloud: ...surveillance, guys.

Veld: Yes, but he's got... the twitch.

Kilroy: *whips out one gun* ...oh right.

Vampire2: Oh, great, why didn't you just send them flowers, Lestat?

Kilroy: ...Someone frag me now.

Vampire2: *looks all threatening and vampy*

Rude: Fun?

Cloud: ...

Vin: Is it a buzzing?

Vampire1: *sighs* I'm TRYING to learn.

Kilroy: *bonks* *head* on* * wall*

Veld: Buzzing and muttering while sleeping in a slightly altered voice.

Vampire2: Lesson three for tonight: Vampirism has a high learning curve. You act stupid, you die.

Vin: Prolly the stress.

Tifa: YES! We should do that sometime.

Veld: Stress can trigger it.

Veld: And... I've just got a bad feeling, you know?

Vampire1: *is threatening and rather pissed that he was a complete idiot and fell off the roof*

Cloud: *listening intently*

Vampire2: Now repeat after me. "Rar!"

Kilroy: Can I jsut go home and get pissdrunk and introduce Ash to Suzuki, Tanaka and Yamada and forget this ever happened ever?

Cloud: Kilroy, we're SOLDIERs.

Vin: Should we talk to him?

Vampire1: RAR!

Cloud: No drinking on duty.

Veld: I think so. He's more likely to listen to you though. You're better with people.

Kilroy: Goddammit.

Vampire1: *wants to learn and be badass like a vampire should be*

Vampire2: Put some backbone into it.

Cloud: *is probably sure there's a rule against drag while on duty, but neglects to mention it*

Vin: I don't think thats a good idea

Tifa: Ruuude. Let's play vampire hunters.

Vin: I wouldn't like him much if I were me.

Veld: *raises eyebrow* Why's that?

Rude: ...okay. *shamefully obedient*

Tifa: Ok. So.... what do vampire hunters do? ^^;

Vampire1: *gathers himself* RAAAR!!!1!

Kilroy: *sake sake sake plum wiiiine~~~*

Vin: Well, he got all my bad traits and none of my skill.

Vin: That's gotta suck.

Cloud: ...what a lamer.

Vin: Its like a bad copy or something.

Rude: ...ask Reno. *unfounded hate-glance*

Kilroy: ...stop it nowwwww~~~ *wheedling at vampires*

Veld: He's got different skills. And you're one of those rare examples of a fluke.

Vampire2: Good. Now we practice the fine art of engaging the prey dramatically and WITHOUT FALLING ON OUR ASSES.

Vampire2: *leaps DRAMATICALLY at Cloud*

Reno: No vampire hunting. *goes back to singing along lowly with the music*

Cloud: *yawns*

Cloud: *dodges*

Adrian: DAMNATION!

Tifa: *confused at Rude's glare* Hey, you and Reno fighting or something?

Kilroy: Cloud, watch out for Leeroy Jenkins.

Vampire2: *leaps at Cloud again*

Cloud: Heh.

Rude: ... *surprised*

Rude: ...no?

Cloud: *flips over vampire* *whee panty shot*

Vampire1: *watches* Ooh! *leaps ~dramatically~ at Kilroy* RAR!

Rude: What?

Vampire2: *admires the view*

Tifa: I don't know you made a mean face.

Vampire2: *claws Cloud's arm*

Kilroy: --shitbeans. *attempts to kick Vamp1 in the yarblockos*

Reno: If they need us, they'll call. Right?

Cloud: Oww you bitch! *swings gunblade*

Kilroy; *MUST PROTECT KITTEEE*

Veld: Fine then. I'll talk to him. You hear shouting, I've got my pills, don't worry.

Adrian: DAMNATION ON YOU VAMPIRES! *casts fira, yes, flames are fun*

Reno: An cuball an I ain't fightin

Rude: ... *blinks*

Tifa: Why not? Aren't vampires bad?

Vampire1: AIIIE! *dodges* Hey! *swipes claws at Kilroy*

Reno:... we don't know that yet.

Vampire2: *is cut and burned* AAAA! *desperately throws himself at Adrian*

Rude: *expells breath like "There ARE NO VAMPIRES."*

Tifa: *confused* Then why are they hunting them?

Kilroy: *gets cawed and screeches much like pissy cat* AAAAAAADAMMIT! *fires madly at his kneecaps*

Adrian: Heheh, DAMNATION ON YOU! *pulls out dagger and leaps at vampire2 as well*

Cloud: *flippy move* *whee panty shot*

Vampire2: *is stabbed but gets a solid bite in on Adrian's shoulder*

Cloud: *lunges at Vampire2*

Kilroy: *holding ash means she can only do half her kata oh well...ooh Cloudbutt*

Vampire1: ACK, my leg! *tackles Kilroy*

Cloud: FOCUS, KILROY!

Cloud: *stabs Vampire2*

Kilroy: *flattened!* *beats vamp1 around hed!* GET! OFF! ME! YOU! SHIT-APE!

Vampire2: *is beginning to resemble swiss cheese*

Adrian: o_o! *shoves Vampire2 off*

Tifa: I'm so confused.

Rude: ...

Vampire2: *takes a chunk of Adrian's shoulder with him when shoved away*

Adrian: *pulls out the holy water* *so rains damnation*

Tifa: Does this have to do with the damnation Father Adrian talks about?

Vampire2: *thankful that at least the holy water put the fire out*

Cloud: *leaps toward vamp1* *casts fira with odango materia*

Kilroy: *jams gun against vamp1's temple* Get of me. You almost flattened the kitten. *murderous rage*

Adrian: *has turned 'pain' off*

Rude: ...damnation?

Reno: Oh, Rude! *walks over and gives him the bag of gunparts*

Vampire2: *in SO much pain*

Reno: *rude makes custom guns and stuff*

Kilroy: --sadguysewd *rolls awaay from flamey*

Vampire2: Fuck this shit. *pulls gun and fires at Adrian*

Tifa: Ya, damnation's kinda like fertilizer.

Vin: ...

Rude: ...

Rude: What's all this?

Vampire1: *jumps back*

Kilroy: *on her feet* DIE KITTENFLATTENER. *unloads*

Cloud: *spins gunblade and decapitates vamp1*

Tifa: Father Adrian. The nice but kinda crazy priest man.

Adrian: *leaps back, and throws knife at vampire2, pulling out GUN*

Reno: *shrugs*

Vampire2: *grabs Adrian by the collar and leaps for the roof!*

Rude: *fiddling with gun parts* Damnation is not fertilizer.

Veld: You're welcome to come with, Valentine. Just saying.

Kilroy: ...I hate these idiots. *leaps after - fire escape, other wall, roof*

Adrian: *shoves gun up under vampire2's chin and fires*

Cloud: *AC leap to roof*

Vin: *gets up* *yes he's wearing his cape outfit* Let's go.

Vampire1: *is decapitated and ow*

Veld: *down ze stairs!*

Vampire2: *collapses, sans face*

Cloud: *fires holy bullets through heart*

Tifa: Damnation is LIKE fertilizer. You sprinkle it over everything that needs it.

Kilroy: *oh okay he's ded* ...asscuisinarts almosty flattened Ash.

Reno: *goes back to singing with the jute box*

Rude: ...damnation is...like fertilizer? *gun clicky*

Vin: *following Veld*

Cloud: *victory pose*

Kilroy: *likewise! with keeton!*

Reno: *can fucking sing cause his Mun said so*

Cloud: *looks around* Status?

Reno: *something jazzy, like baby its cold outside*

Adrian: *is so shredding vampire2*

Rude: ... *sees Veld and half wants to hide, but totally doesn't*

Kilroy: They're both dea,d and Ash is okay. *nuzzles the keeeeton*

Vampire2: *reduced to beef jerky*

Veld: Got a minute Reno? *Rude is not the target*

Rude: I don't think you can...sprinkle damnation...on things.

Reno: Do I gotta choice?

Adrian: DAMNATION. *lights jerky on fire*

Cloud: Injuries?

Tifa: *waves at Vin and Veld* Father Adrian said so.

Rude: ... ...

Adrian: *is so ignoring Cloud and Kilroy* *watches jerky burn*

Veld: Alright, I'll leave you alone then. *turns on his heel*

Kilroy: Scrapes. Bruised ass. ash bit me a little. Funnybone not very funny. You?

Vampire2: *pathetically small pile of ash*

Cloud: Got clawed in the arm, but am otherwise fine.

Vin: *silent yell at Veld*

Cloud: Father?

Veld: *I know what I'm doing, hold a minute*

Kilroy: ...I should Cura him shouldn't I.

Reno: *lowly* in an old photograph, torn tattered and stained...

Adrian: *still rather out of it* ><

Cloud: ...yeah, I think he's in la-la land.

Tifa: You should talk to Father Adrian sometime, Rude.

Vin: Rude still doesn't believe in vampires?

Kilroy: *casts on damnation Boy*

Rude: ... ...

Veld: *still not turned around* So who's talking this time, Reno?

Rude: ...

Reno: Would be dropkick murphy, you know the jutebox?

Adrian: *notices his shoulder is hurting him quite a bit*

Veld: You know that's not what I'm referring to. How about I get you a beer.

Cloud: *crouches by Adrian and checks him for injuries* Crap, your shoulder...

Reno: *goes back* Did the play the fife lowly, did the band play the last post and chorus... *sighs* Look, I'm not hearing shit.

Reno: A buzz every once and a while.

Veld: And your dreams?

Pile of Ash: *snickers*

Vin: Rude, I'm dead and turn into monsters. How hard are Vampires to believe?

Cloud: Damn, I wish Zak was here...he's the one with the medic certification...

Rude: *glance at Reno/Veld convo* ...

Adrian: I... I'm fine... *notices he was shot in the side* Well.. mostly. *death glares ashes and pours a bit of the Alex Holy Water on them*

Reno: I always have wacked out dreams.

Tifa: Ya. And Vin's got ALL sorts of books on them too.

Kilroy: 8tries cura-ing Adrian again*

Rude: *only half-listening to Vincent* ... *drinks*

Cloud: We've got to get you back to the bar.

Veld: Did you ever go to church as a kid?

Reno: Yeah, fore my dad died.

Reno: Then I din have time.

Veld: Do you remember much about angels? *totally gets him a beer anyway*

Cloud: Can you walk?

Rude: ...books? *savvy glance over sunglasses*

Kilroy: I can carry you if no.

Reno: *shrugs* Same things everyone knows.

Vampire1: *headache*

Vin: *rolls eyes* Leave my books out of this

Kilroy: *eyes vamp1* ... *unloads other gun*

Adrian: A... of course I can.

Tifa: They have really funny covers too. I didn't read much cause I'm sure I would get in trouble.

Pile of Ash: *blows away in the wind*

Rude: *raised eyebrow*

Veld: Did you know that angels aren't really simple creatures of light? But more like... messengers and warriors?

Vin: *totally knows they are crappy vampire novels* My bad taste in literature has nothing to do with the vampire I had a fight with or the one that I got along with.

Rude: ... *look like, "Uh-huh...right"*

Cloud: *peering around* Somehow I doubt those two were the only ones...

Reno: *gives Veld a look like WTF?*

Rude: *drinks*

Tifa: Did they bite you like that one cover?

Kilroy: 8reloads!* where's the rest?

Adrian: *is so hyped up on adrenalin* Damnation...

Vin: NO, those books are horrible do not read them

Cloud: I don't know, but we're pretty exposed up here.

Kilroy; Yes Adrian.

Capt. Zak Sparrow has been added to the conversation.

Veld: Really. Though the messenger bit is more what I'm focusing on.

Reno: Why are you talkin to me?

Mysterious Form: *totally drops on Kilroy's head from nowhere*

Adrian: I was.. I was bitten.

Rude: ... *slight shake of the head, like he's dislodging a mental image*

Veld: Because it's a fucking battle of some sort or the other going on and like it or not we seem to be on the same side.

Reno: Nice to know.

Cloud: Shit! *jumps back into battle stance*

Rude: *disapproving look at Vincent*

Veld: And if anyone knows about your problems, I do.

Adrian: *so whips gun out on mysterious form* *is so pissed right now*

Yami no Tankyuusha has left the conversation.

Reno: Right, my "problem"

Vampire3: *would chew on Kilroy, but it seems unfair when her mun is gone, so dives at Cloud instead*

Tifa: Why not? Why you have so many of those books then?

Cloud: *patented Seph roll out of the way* *whee panty shot*

Rude: ... *even more disapproving*

Vin: because I am a kinky old man with shitty taste in literature.

Veld: Listen kid. You going to sit and mope and self pity or are you going to attempt to make sense of things?

Adrian: *so firing on vampire3* *is careful not to hit Cloud*

Rude: ... *drinks*

Tifa: Kinky?

Vampire3: *clings to Cloud like a perv*

Cloud: o_O

Reno: I'm not worried about being crazy, Veld.

Cloud: *kicks vamp3 in teh nuts*

Reno: I'll deal wit it.

Vampire3: *is a chick, smartass*

Veld: No, you're clearly bothered by something else entirely and you're angsting up my bar.

Rude: ... *interrupts with cough*

Vampire3: *claws at Cloud's chest*

Reno: Would you like me to leave?

Cloud: *...shit* *elbow to gut* *flips and throws*

Adrian: *jumps on vampire3* *grabs at hair, and is trying to blow vampire3 back to wherever she came from*

Veld: Is that always your answer? Run off?

Vampire3: *is flung in two directions at once*

Reno: Typically

Vampire3: *ends up simply falling*

Cloud: Effing fangirls! *AC sword spin of doom*

Adrian: *casts fira* *is secretly a pyro*

Kilroy: *drops a phoenix down on vamp3* <3

Vampires4, 5 and 6: *bum rush!*

Cloud: I'm not made of those, Kilroy!

Veld: Fine, do as you will.

Cloud: SHITSHITSHIT

Cloud: CALL FOR BACKUP! *Blade Beam*

Reno: *sighs* Why are you doing this? Really?

Kilroy: --k'so. *pockets Ash, and whips into fullout Kata*

Adrian: *growls* SO NICE OF YOU ALL TO COME OUT TONIGHT! *fires* DAMNATION!

Kilroy: *uses a lull to radio for FECKING BACKUP ALREADY*

Reno: I'm not Vincent. Trust me, I spent years tryin ta be and I didn't even know it.

Vampire4: *pulls on Cloud's hair like a girl*

The Mad Professor has left the conversation.

Veld: You're one of the kids. I do this with every single one of them. And you seem like you need it right now.

Vin: *picks up radio* Yes?

Kilroy: GET! UP! HERE! NOW! *howling at Vin*

Vin: Shit. What street?!

Kilroy: *gives coordinates* --And on the roof...

Vin: Righto.

Rude: ...

Veld: And I really don't need another Valentine to worry about, Reno.

Adrian: *might as well be berserked*

Reno: *gets up running to door* Then fucking don't worry. *gone*