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[Veld and Vin are "busy" And Cleo is downstairs setting up for the breakfast/lunch rush. She's prolly not in the best of moods. Reno walks in. Veld will come down with Vin, Cloud may be about, and While the arguing is going down, Tifa and Rude will slip in hoping Veld don't notice]
Tifa: *somewhere outside* Thanks for letting me tag along, Rude.

Rude: ...

Rude: ...no problem.

Tifa: Um, we might have to sneak back in, though.

Tifa: I kinda forget to tell them I was going out.

Rude: ... *frowns* What?

Rude: Don't tell me you didn't tell Veld.

Tifa: *smiles innocently* He was in a bad mood....

Rude: *rubs forehead*

Tifa: Just as long as he doesn't see you we'll be fine.

Reno: *tosses open the door*

Rude: ...

Rude: *examines the outside of the unnamed Seventh Heaven for break-in points*

Rude: *finds none*

Tifa: ^^;

Rude: ...break into the bar of two former Turks without them noticing.

Cloud: *wiping off tables* Hey, Reno.

Rude: ...

Rude: ...

Reno: *still not wearing his contacts* Where's Cleo, Spike?

Tifa: If they're "busy" they won't notice.

Cloud: In the kitchen making breakfast...*squints* You look kinda different today.

Rude: ...

Reno: Kinda feel different today. *walks into the kitchen*

Cloud: *omg hawt Vin eyes*

Rude: ...so are they?

Cleo: *bleary-eyed, manning the waffle iron*

Tifa: *strains to listen* I don't hear yelling. So they're probably asleep or in their room.

Rude: ... *listens too*

Vin: *loud trail of swearing*

Tifa: Yep, we're safe.

Rude: ... *hears nothing either* Then you can just go in. *note the lack of "we"*

Tifa: You want some cocoa?

Rude: ... *totally does*

Tifa: *tugs on his arm* Come on.

Reno: *brushes past Cloud into the kitchen* Cleo, Ah need ta talk ta ya.

Rude: *is tugged inside*

Tifa: Hey Cloud! You guys handle it alright while I was gone?

Cloud: ...wait you were gone? *omgVeld'sgonnashootmeagain*

Rude: ... *glancing at ceiling like he can look through it or something*

Ceiling: *loud banging sounds*

Cleo: *looks up, whoa bloodshot eyes* Sho' thang, baby.

Tifa: Duh, silly.

Rude: ... *pushes sunglasses back up and give wary glance at Tifa*

Tifa: I'm gonna make Rude some cocoa. Make sure he doesn't run off.

Cloud: *facepalm* Tifa, Mr. Dragoon almost shot me the other day when he found out I lost you before. Please tell us when you want to go out.

Rude: ... *doesn't like that he agrees with Cloud*

Reno: Cleo, ya can't just do this AVALANCHE thing, baby. Ya gotta give Rufus a chance. Why not help Zak and his team if ya wanna do somethin? Poor guy was shot in the back.

Tifa: Sorry, I didn't want to bother you...

Rude: *as he thinks him a ninny*

Tifa: Well, I'm here now and I'm making cocoa.

Tifa: *skips into the kitchen*

Cleo: *so tired and headachey* Red, we been through dis.

Rude: ... *left with Cloud*

Rude: ... *sits at bar*

Reno: *also tired* Yeah, baby. Ah know an ya... shit, yer puttin me in a spot here, Cleo.

Reno: I can't just ignore that Ru WANTS ta fix dis.

Rude: ... *thinks of running away*

Reno: *can prolly be heard by Rude if Rude needs a reason to not flee*

Cloud: Hiya Rude.

Tifa: *is making cocoa and oblivious to conversations around her*

Cleo: *sighs* Baby, I'm willin' ta give Lil Man a chance...but, ya gotta understand. Ain't jus' me, now.

Rude: ...hey. *mentally figuring out how exactly he would kick Cloud's butt if they ever got in a fight*

Reno: But you in charge, Cleo.

Vin: *slinks downstairs, pulling his shirt on when he gets to the bottom of the stairs* Hey guys.

Cleo: I'm kinna in ovah mah head, baby.

Tifa: *humming*

Reno: *runs hands through hair* How's this? I will go ta yer meeting and run go between.

Yami no Tankyuusha: Kilroy: 8enters, towing Nii* :D :D :D :D

Reno: I won't tell ShinRa nothin bout where ya are.

Cleo: *totally burning waffles* I dunno...see I never did tell 'em 'bout ya.

Reno: And I'll keep ya'll informed.

Tifa: *appears with cocoa for Rude* Here ya go.

Reno: Well what you want den?

Rude: ...thanks, Tifa.

Yami no Tankyuusha: Kilroy: oiiii Reno~~~ ...'ey Tifa-chan~

Rude: *loves his cocoa, bless him*

Tifa: Hi Kilroy!

Reno: *so not thinking about Veld's screaming... alright, maybe a little*

Kilroy: *waves madly*

Nii: *vulcan hand sign* ^^

Tifa: *gives Rude a pat on the head*

Rude: *glance over sunglasses thing at Kilroy*

Cleo: Dat's jus' it...I got no fuckin' idea whut ta do. Everybody think I'm some kinna backstabba 'n' shit.

Vin: *slides behind bar to help Cloud*

Kilroy; *wavewave at Rude* 'ossu.

Veld: *comes downstairs, adjusting tie*

Vin: Sup Nii, Kil?

Cloud: *blushes* Hi, Vin. <3

Veld: Lots of people here...

Nii: I'm being towed around Midgar. I think it's that she's had three cups of coffee and hasn't slept in a couple days. Eventually, she'll crash. which is why I came. XD

Tifa: *sits next to Rude*

Rude: ... *burns his tongue on cocoa and is wary*

Reno: Goddamn...*calm breath* look, just, let me do this, awright? If they try an shoot me, den I'll work round it.

Reno: But if you go blowin shit up people are going to get hurt. I know you don't want that

Reno: Right?

Vin: *batlike hearing* Oh, Veld?

Veld: Hmm?

Cleo: Hell ta da naw, Red. I wanna help folks, not blow dey asses up. S'why we always do shit at night.

Vin: *pushes door open JUST a touch and points to kitchen*

Reno: Cleo.

Rude: ... *finishes cocoa liek mad fast*

Veld: ? *goes to look*

Tifa: You ok, Rude?

Random Patron: *looks around, turns to Kilroy* Is there service around here?

Reno: Listen. Rufus is tryin to clean up the water, the slums, ya name it.

Reno: But fucking people are shooting his team.

Tifa: Oh crap! I have work!

Rude: ...

Kilroy: Yar. There is. Tifa~~~ Patron~~~ ^^;

Reno: NOt helpin the classwar now, is it?

Tifa: *hops off stool and goes to patron* Hi! Can I help you?

Reno: If I run between ya two, maybe I can avoid dem shot and keep ya'll from blowin each other up?

Reno: If it goes bad ya can shoot me yerself.

Random patron: Coffee and beer and something to eat please.

Veld: *is proud of Reno*

Cleo: *nods and sighs* Awright, Red. I jus' don't wantchu gettin' hurt.

Veld: *and so eavesdropping*

Nii: *surreptitiously scoping out random patron*

Reno: I'll keep ya informed, but I need yer info ta keep Ru-man informed.

Random Patron: *is female and in a soldier uniform under her denim jacket and looks like she hasn't slept in two days*

Tifa: Food? You like waffles? We've got some just fresh made...

Reno: I'll go back ta my normal hair color, keep my distance from my mom an them.

Random Patron: *vaguely familiar to Kilroy from work, is in Zack's unit*

Reno: But you HAVE to help me.

Yami no Tankyuusha: Kilroy: *notes the uniform* first, second or third? *soft voice omg*

Random Patron: Waffles? Waffles are good.

Vin: So, still not giving advice Velly?

Tifa: Eh! Vin! Needa beer over here!

RP: Third, but I've almost got enough saved up for my test.

Veld: We'll see.

Cleo: ...an' dat's where we gotta problem. S'bad enough I been keepin' you a secret from 'em, I can't be passin' no info back ta Shinra...ya feel me?

Vin: Ya want somethin stronger?

Tifa: *bounds off to get coffee and waffles*

Kilroy: *grinds* *offers hand* Shinlu KIlroy. Third class. You under Zak Knightblade?

Reno: We need everythin out on the table, baby. I don't double talk.

RP: *looks at Vin* Anything that goes with coffee is fine.

Vin: *mixes a cafe nelson coffee* Here, no charge, kid.

Cleo: An' I don't either. My peeps ain't gon trus' me, gon think I been playin' dey asses.

Reno: I still trust you. Dat good enough?

Tifa: *appears with waffles* Wow Cleo sure made a lot of these...

RP: Yeah. *takes Kilroy's hand* I'm Edna Drake.

Cleo: *glances at Tifa* Don't give 'em those, baby, dem da burnt up ones.

Edna: *drinks cafe nelson* Thanks.

Kilroy: *stomach growwwwl* Waffles. May I steal one or two?

Kilroy: *shakes* I haven't any memory for names but I thought I recognized you.

Tifa: Oh, right. ^^;

Serge: *comes in, sits in the corner*

Cleo: *hands Tifa a plate* Go 'head on now, me and Red's talkin' grown folks bidness.

Tifa: *hands Kilroy a waffle as she passes* Here you go, miss.

Kilroy: Eee. thanks *beams*

Serge: *IS SO PROFOUND*

Tifa: Geez, more people! *hops over to Serge* Can I get you something?

Edna: Let me eat first and you can have my leftovers. *digs in* I think I've seen you before, yeah.

Cloud: *whee bus boy*

Serge: ...what do you have?

Kilroy" *bejams the waffle and hands it to Nii*

Nii: *INHALES* <3

Vin: *to Rude, lowly* He's not going to hit on her is he, I trust you will kill him if he does?

Rude: ... *is suddenly more watchful*

Tifa: Um, we just made waffles. You like those?

Serge: ...no.

Adrian: *all curled up in a priest ball in the corner, asleep*

Tifa: You look a little younger for a drink, though. *she can so card people*

Reno: We got a deal, baby?

Serge: *damns* You have pancakes?

Edna: *snarfing*

Veld: *looks over at corner* Crazy priest? When'd he get in here?

Kilroy: *kitty smile* probably heard of me. Because of my nonbrains. Not because of any accomplishments.

Nii; and the gun squee.

Kilroy: eat your damn waffle.

Vin: He never left.

Cleo: Yeah, guess I ain't got no choice. Wanna pass me dem eggs?

Reno: Yeah, looks like I need a cover here huh?

Veld: Oh. *so heard Reno's deal, yay*

Reno: *can cook, zomg wow*

Edna: I think I've heard of you.

Veld: I'd better go poke the priest.

Adrian: *snerfle*

Tifa: Pancakes? Might have some. HEY CLEO! DIDJA MAKE PANCAKES TOO?!

Reno: *looks at the clock* Oh fuck me, I gotta go *walks out and sees Rude and looks at Serge*

Serge: Or Cosmo Toast, if you don't.

Kilroy: I probably have of you. But...nonbrains. *giggly* Y'know why they know the upper limit tolerance of makou on the average female? I found it by mistake.

Serge: *looks bored*

Reno: *jerks head to Serge*

Edna: Ooh, pancakes! I'll have pancakes too!

Cleo: *yells to Tifa* NAW, I'M ON IT.

Nii: *eating bar peanuts now*

Rude: ...

Tifa: BETTER MAKE A BUNCH THE NICE LADY WANTS SOME!

Edna: *giggles* That's cute. *smiles at Kilroy*

Rude: *frowns more*

Reno: *shrugs*

Kilroy: *smiles back* So what's your weapon specialty?

Cleo: Lawd hammercy. *gets to making pancakes*

Veld: *pokes Adrian* Hey you.

Serge: *satisfied, albeit bored out of his mind*

Tifa: You want any cocoa or something with that?

Serge: ...no.

Edna: Shotgun. I like 'em long and hard and explosive. *grin*

Serge: Do you have orange juice?

Adrian: *jumps and pulls out dagger on Veld* *blinks sleepily* Oh, s' jus'chu...

Kilroy: *PERK* eeeguns.

Cloud: *drinking a bottle of water very suspiciously*

Veld: *looks at dagger* You really think you'd kill me with that pocket knife?

Reno: *leans on bar and rolls his eyes*

Tifa: Sure we do. I'll go and get it. *hops off to do so, pats Rude as she passes him*

Adrian: It's worked on other crazy vampires. *yawns and puts it away*

Vin: No stabbing him when we are busy, Adrian.

Edna: This is a nice place. Zak mentioned it's SOLDIER-friendly.

Rude: *also rolls eyes* *patting comforts*

Vin: And no stabbing if you don't want me to jump over this bar and beat the crap out of you.

Edna: That's a fucking relief down here these days, you know?

Veld: You need any food or something? Considering you've been sleeping on my floor.

Cloud: *sneaking stares at Vin's ass*

Kilroy: it's about everyone-friendly. S'long as you don't act like a gesuyarou wankstain you're okay by Cleo. ^^ And it is that.

Reno: *nods to Vin, then sighs*

Nii: *coffeeeeeee*

Rude: ... *questioning look to Reno as he notices red eyes*

Adrian: Mm.. what's there to eat? I'll just have whatever everyone else is. No stabbing. Except for food. Promise.

Edna: *points at Tifa* That Cleo?

Cloud: Oh, hey Kil. Didn't see you with all the commotion.

Tifa: *gets orange juice, nabs some pancakes*

Vin: *standing next to Reno and digging for something*

Kilroy: Cleo's in the kitchen. That'd be Tifa. ...Cloud~ *hugruffleomg*

Cloud: *staring at Vin and Reno* *doing very sexy math in head*

Reno: *refills him a cup of coffee* *shrugs*

Edna: Tifa, okay.

Edna: *totally out of food*

Edna: *waits for pancakes* Can I have another drink too?

Kilroy; *nodnod* Tifa's the mistress of mealmoving. ^_^

Vin: *mixes drink* Hand me that, Reno?

Veld: *snatches a pancake as Tifa passes, tosses it at Adrian* I'll go get a plate.

Reno: *hands it over*

Rude: ... *frowns even more*

Tifa: *gets OJ and pancakes to Serge, saves some for Edna* Here you go!

Adrian: AHH, UNIDENTIFIED FLYING.. pancake? *catches* Ooh.

Cloud: *so totally just noticing Edna* Oh, hi there. You're a SOLDIER, right?

Serge: *eating and frowning*

Veld: *gets plate and fork* Here. Sit at the bar, no eating on the floor.

Edna: Yeah. You too? I think I seen you around somewhere with Zak.

Reno: *taps bar twice*

Tifa: *gets remaining pancakes to Edna* Here, sorry for the wait.

Cloud: *nods and smiles* Cloud Strife, Third Class. Zak's my...erm.

Adrian: *hops up to the bar and finds a place to sit* *sets pancake down* *glances at hands*

Kilroy: *cloudruffle*

Rude: ... *lifted eyebrow at Reno*

Cloud: We live together. ^^;

Vin: *looks from Reno to Rude* *to Veld* Are they communicating like that?

Edna: Thanks Tifa.

Edna: And nice to meet you, Cloud. I'm third class too!

Veld: Obviously. Make sure crazy priest doesn't get any ideas with that fork.

Rude: *significant glance at Tifa*

Adrian: *turns away from bar, pulls out dagger again, and picks dried blood out from under his fingernails, wiping it off on a napkin*

Kilroy: *will probably always be 3C because her memory is like the gnat*

Cloud: Cool! I'm a gunblade specialist, but I'm training with the Buster Sword now.

Reno: *nods at Tifa then looks at Rude*

Edna: Oooh, Buster. That's cool, I could never manage one of those.

Tifa: *hops over to Vin* Need me to run anything?

Kilroy: *musing* they tried me on the gunblade; I'm a dual firearm kata punk now.

Rude: *surprised, then pleased*

Edna: I don't have the attention span for kata.

Vin: Ask Adrian to not do damnation during a rush.

Cloud: Yeah, they're a bit hard to get used to because of the weight, but I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Veld: Gotcha. Crazy priest! No damnation until the rush dies down.

Serge: *wipes mouth off and chugs orange juice*

Serge: *rolls eyes at SOLDIERS and the other Turks*

Reno: *taps head, shakes head then nods to kitchen*

Adrian: Nyah, there was plenty of damnation last night. Besides.. I don't sense anything as of now. *looks around suspiciously* *makes sure hands are clean, then stabs at pancake*

Kilroy: I'm surprised I do. I have the focus for that, and I can focus on cooking. And...uh. *murblemutter*

Nii: *sotto voce* she crochets.

Kilroy: Hate. *kicks Nii*

Vin: *brushes past Cloud*

Edna: *snickers* Make me a scarf?

Tifa: *sits down next to Rude, quick break* Hey, you know that frowning guy, Rude?

Reno: *brushes past Cloud RIGHT after*

Rude: *surprised at Reno, distracted*

Cloud: *heart fluttering like mad*

Kilroy: ....You're on. *grins* what colour or colours?

Rude: ... *blinking at Reno*

Tifa: *tugs on Rude's sleeve* Hey, what's up?

Rude: *glances at kitchen*

Edna: How about something to match my uniform? Keep my ass warm while I'm being shot at.

Rude: ...nothing. *shaking head*

Kilroy: Standard shinra Boringass Navy, right. *writes that down so she'll remember it*

Veld: ...what were you up to, crazy priest?

Cleo: *has all the burners on the stove going*

Rude: Frowning guy?

Reno: *sits next to Rude*

Vin: *sits by Adrian* Hows the damnation?

Edna: Maybe with a stripe. What'd look dashing with navy?

Tifa: *points at Serge* Ya, that one.

Kilroy: Red maybe? orange?

Cloud: Ugh, no way, that's tacky.

Cloud: Like, a pale violet.

Adrian: Well.. *munches* you know how I said the vampires have been inactive? Well, I found one. *grins* A highly trained one, at that... *glances down at leg*

Rude: *shaking head in disbelief at Reno*

Kilroy: *making notes* Lavender?

Edna: Violet? That's all... girly.

Rude: ...his name is Serge.

Cloud: Ooh, lavender. *queeny smile*

Rude: A Turk, like everybody else here.

Reno: Serge is awright. He ain't gonna bother nothin.

Kilroy: Hrm. Light blue? ...*snerfle at Cloud*

Veld: You found one. Exactly where and please tell me you didn't drag the body here?

Edna: That works.

Reno: Or Cueball here'll whomp on his ass again.

Kilroy: Okay, light blue. ^^

Tifa: *giggles* He just looks lonely, that's all.

Vin: I wanted to talk to you about trying to get rid of Chaos again

Cloud: Light blue is pretty. That would match great. *has so been reading Cosmo and learning about color matching*

Reno: *pats Rude on the back*

Rude: ... *so totally would*

Adrian: *shrugs* I was following my senses rather than paying attention to where I was, for the most part. Oh, but he had damnation coming for him.. Hehehe. The body has been dealt with. *munch* Ooh! Chaos!

Nii: *eyes watch* --fuck fuck shit fuck. Kil, I need to bail...you want to remora or stay here?

KIlroy: Nyeh. What for?

Nii: Appointment. Palmer. We're kicking the servers. wanna come with?

Edna: Kicking is fun.

Rude: *is unhappy with Reno* You can't just...!

Vin: Well, what about a mirror extraction? I know it usually kills the host, but not like I can die, right?

Nii; then you come too. percussive maintenance is best with more parties. We may even throw it out the window.

Rude: ... *deep breath*

Reno: *raises eyebrow*

Cloud: Have fun you guys. It was nice meeting you, Edna.

Rude: *sighs*

Kilroy: *hugCloud* Take care, squishy.

Nii: I told him to not name it Hemingway. Now it's died alone in the rain.

Adrian: I'm willing to try all sorts of things!

Tifa: *figures she should stay out of Rude and Reno's convo and goes to make sure there are plenty of pancakes and waffles for later*

Edna: Nice meeting y'all!

Edna: *heads out*

Veld: Yes, but nothing crazy dangerous.

Kilroy: *follows Nii*

Nii: I wonder if it said isn't life pretty ebfore it carked it.

Vin: If I'm hypnotized again, it would work... right?

Veld: You may be willing to go willy nilly, crazy priest, but I'm not.

Rude: *very quietly to Reno* What am I supposed to do about that, help you do it?

Cloud: *wonders what else Vin would do if hypnotized* *oww can't walk*

Reno: *nods and then makes a hand motion*

Adrian: I don't see why not. And, Veld, it's not like I'm going to hurt Vincent. Just Chaos.

Cloud: o_O

Veld: They have the same body.

Veld: So you have to watch exactly what you do.

Vin: If someone would have wanted to listen. Chaos can be removed through the use of a mirror older than I am. Then we smash it and no more demon

Rude: *shakes head* Listen, pal...

Vin: I'll probably transform into Galian for a while.

Adrian: We can try that. *nodnodnod*

Adrian: I like the smashing part.

Veld: We'd hope. Just because some old book says that works in theory might not mean it works in practice.

Vin: Well he's still sleeping, they did a number to him.

Adrian: Damnation-practice!

Cloud: *swaggers over* *is walking very funny* Um...if you guys need my help...my sword is yours, Vin. <3

Veld: *facepalm*

Veld: You, with the batshit? Minimize.

Vin: Sure ya can help, Cloud. *smirking*

Cloud: *jailbait smile*

Adrian: *looks around for batshit person* *shrugs and munches*

Reno: I'll be staying here, making sure they keep their word. *lowly*

Tifa: *hops back out and sits next to Rude*

Reno: *looks at Tifa looks at Rude*

Vin: Ya do good with the parenting thing, Velly.

Tifa: *swings legs*

Rude: You can't deal with terrorists behind ShinRa's back and get away with it. *earnestly* They're going to kill you.

Veld: Where did this suddenly come from? We were talking about demons.

Adrian: *finishes pancake and says a little prayer to himself* *mumbles*

Reno: I'm going to tell Rufus today. There isn't going to be any behind the back, Rude. If ShinRa keeps them informed, they will keep ShinRa informed. I'm talking totally out in the open.

Reno: If they go out on it... *sighs* *quickly* I'll take care of it.

Cloud: *clearing dishes* *doing sexy math*

Rude: *sighs and closes his eyes*

Tifa: *looks over at Cloud since Rude and Reno are engaged in their own convo*

Rude: Okay, pal.

Cloud: *oww hurty*

Tifa: Cloud, why you got that googly dreamy look?

Cloud: *blinks* Oh, er, nothing Tifa.

Reno: *nods* Right then. *louder* Hey, Velly, I'm movin in, deal wit it.

Tifa: *gives him THE LOOK* Cloud...

Veld: The hell?!

Adrian: *sorta winces and pulls out cure materia* *blinkblink* Hell?

Veld: I thought you were taking Cleo with you to YOUR place!

Reno: An dyin my hair to my natural color. *smirks* Naw man, got shit ta do here.

Cloud: Um...just having some bad thoughts...Mr. Dragoon would probably kill me if I told you about it, for a lot of reasons.

Serge: ... *is so waiting for the bill*

Reno: Ya'll need a straight man here for Rude ta talk to.

Rude: ... *has headache*

Cloud: *thinks straight men are so overrated*

Tifa: *smirks, gets up, right bill* Have something to do with Reno's eyes?

Reno: *hops behind bar* *mixes something for Rude and sits it down* *smirks*

Cloud: *turns bright red* Tifa!

Rude: *quaffs it*

Tifa: *bounces over to Serge, has knowing look*

Veld: Right, just what I need MORE deadbeats...

Adrian: ... *tosses cure materia at Veld so that it binks him in the arm*

Veld: Ack! WHAT?!

Serge: *pushes plate a little to show he's done, even though it's like half-eaten*

Reno: Unlike you shits, I can cook.

Vin: I cook.

Reno: Nuker don't count.

Adrian: Can you use that? Cause I would appreciate it if you could cure me.

Tifa: Ok, *pencils in the bill* Here ya go. Anything else?

Veld: o.O Yes, I can use materia... the hell did you do to yourself?

Serge: *looks her up and down* Nothing from you. *bored*

Cloud: Vin makes really great cocoa. <3

Serge: *puts money down*

Veld: *aside* Valentine, when you cook Alex kills a puppy.

Adrian: I didn't do it to -myself-. The vampire did it during its final moments!

Vin: Better than killing me like he wants to do.

Rude: ... *alcohol does not help headache*

Tifa: *hands on hips* That was rude. Meanie. *takes money and stomps off*

Adrian: Cut my leg open, that is. Ah heh. *wince*

Veld: Here, let me see it.

Reno: *rolls eyes*

Veld: And Alex doesn't want to kill you. He's a good god.

Cloud: *takes out a cherry lolly* *does rude things with it while staring at Vin*

Vin: *arches eyebrow and smirks*

Cloud: *winks*

Adrian: ... *eyes suspiciously* Now, Veld, if you see blood, are you going to be able to keep yourself under control? It's a pretty big cut.

Serge: *shrugs, scowling*

Veld: No, I'm going to launch at your leg. OF COURSE I CAN KEEP UNDER CONTROL I'M NOT A VAMPIRE.

Reno: *stands nods to door at Rude*

Tifa: *sits down next to Rude in a huff* Meanie.

Reno: Serge, getcher ass up and ta work for I write it up an yer Hojo's bitch for a month!

Cloud: *slurp slurp* I should probably help Cleo in the kitchen. *brushes past Vin* *GOOSE*

Vin: eep!

Serge: ... *scowling* Shuddup. I just got off.

Veld: *sideglance* The hell you eeping for?

Reno: Rude? Did you hear me stutter?

Rude: *gets up, making Reno look like a wall*

Cloud: *giggles* *goes into kitchen*

Veld: Crazy priest, leg. Now.

Vin: *rubbing arse* Nothing.

Adrian: *narrows eyes* Well, I suppose I have no choice, crazy vampire. *pulls up cassock and whatnot and shows off a nice gash from his knee down to his ankle, about half an inch deep* There.

Rude: ...no.

Tifa: And he said something RUDE to me!

Reno: AH din think ah did. Can neva be sure. OH, DID he now?

Tifa: *ah, big scary bf is so cool*

Veld: Egads. You're going to need a bandage too.

Rude: ...

Rude: *pissed*

Reno: Maybe yer harda hearing, Sergey. Is that it?

Tifa: He needs some manners, I think boys.

Adrian: I managed to cure a lot of it... but by then I was just too exhausted. A bandage? ... Yeah, probably.

Reno: See, we are down a Turk, and less ya want ELENA as yer boss GET TO WORK NOW.

Cleo: *peering at Cloud and the lolly* Whatchu lookin' all stupid fo'? Look like a cat jus' got inta da cream.

Serge: ... *so mad*

Adrian: Vampires are dirty fighters, at times... *dry smile*

Vin: *tryin not to laugh his ass off*

Veld: *pulls the handy first aid kit from under bar counter, yes, he has to reach over counter* You being you probably didn't help with that.

Serge: What, I work 40 hours, then go STRAIGHT BACK TO WORK!?

Reno: I'm proud yer doing math now, Sergy. Get.

Serge: What the HELL!? It's just paperwork, it'll keep!

Rude: ...

Reno: Do I need to start counting again?

Cloud: *giggles madly* Nothing.

Serge: ...

Reno: Remember the last counting game?

Veld: Just paperwork? Valentine, is someone smarting off?

Serge: ...

Vin: It looks like Serge here is smarting off to his superiors. Did he do that when you worked for him? I don't know the brat.

Adrian: I should've been able to dodge it, though... >< I haven't been caught this bad in...well, since I was training. Damnation.

Veld: I don't remember him, actually.

Serge: ... *PISSED*

Reno: Ya ain't forgettin much.

Veld: *uses materia, pulls out swabby stuff* You're not superhuman, crazy priest.

Reno: Look, Serge, ya want to work and blow shit up ya gotta follow through. Awright?

Adrian: Perhaps not, but the stats are still there. ... Could've been worse, I suppose. I could've been the vampire. *laughs*

Veld: Reno, if you're going to kick his ass, just be sure to clean up afterwards.

Reno: And I'm leaving the department and Rude may be too, so you want a raise or you wanna be bitch yer whole life?

Veld: Yes, charming image there, crazy priest. *gauzes*

Serge: *hand through Gary-Stu hair* Yeah. Damn, bitch at me for eating.

Vin: You break it you buy it.

Reno: Ya didn't eat, ya picked, so you obviously aint hungry.

Serge: ...*frowns at plate* Wasn't any good.

Reno: Fine, counting game it is. *Looks up at Rude* We wanna give him to the cout a 5 dis time?

Tifa: *appalled*

Reno: Or three?

Adrian: I kept the fangs. *pulls them out of his pocket* ^^

Adrian: *jerk* Ow.

Rude: Two.

Veld: Those look like shark teeth.

Reno: Right, ya heard em. Two second head start, Sergy.

Reno: One...

Serge: *frozen in place*

Serge: ...

Cloud: *sachays out of the kitchen with a celery stick* *whoa inappropriate licking of dip*

Reno: *takes out nightstick*

Serge: *feet shift*

Serge: *Gary-Stu-ish nightstick is also taken out*

Reno: *looks at Rude to finish the count, cause yeah, teamwork*

Rude: TWO!

Adrian: You're so funny, crazy vampire. They aren't serrated, so they can't be shark teeth! They came out of a vampire. I know. I cut them out.

Serge: *runs for door*

Reno: *Chase*

Rude: *takes out gun and runs too*

Veld: So you're actually telling me that vampires really exist then? *so totally doesn't believe that*

Cloud: *putting out snacks on the counter* *bending over a lot*

Serge: *gets door open, slams it on Reno*

Serge: What the HELL!?

Serge: What did I say!?

Veld: There. All patched up.

Adrian: ... *dies laughing*

Reno: OH THAT'S IT.

Rude: *shoots through door*

Reno: *kick* I'll fix it tanight! *out the door*

Serge: *running down the street*

Adrian: AHAHAHAha.. ha.. ... what, you're serious?

Veld: Do I LOOK serious?

Rude: *follows, shooting to closely miss*

Reno: *going to try to kick out Serge's legs*

Tifa: BE CAREFUL RUDE!

Serge: SHIT! *falls down, scrambles to feet*

Reno: *nightstick on back* HOLD up there, Serge.

Tifa: Cloud, your butt isn't that pretty, stop that.

Adrian: But you always look that way. *blink* Oh, I knew you had memory issues.. but to forget everything about the vampires all at once...? God bless your soul. *sympathy*

Serge: *feels good offense is best defense, but is kind of pissing his pants*

Reno: Jus wanna ask you ask a question.

Serge: *turns around* ...

Cloud: *pouts at Tifa*

Veld: Where did you find this vampire?

Cloud: *mumbles* Is too...

Rude: *gun in hand next to Reno*

Vin: Now, Tifa, be nice to Cloud, obviously Zak and Seph like his ass.

Cloud: I've never gotten complaints. *winks at Vin*

Tifa: But they aren't here! I don't wanna see it!

Cloud: It's not *for you*.

Vin: *laughing*

Adrian: In Midgar. There are quite a few, really. They're just difficult to find. Hard to sense.

Serge: Yeah, WHAT!?

Reno: How much of our conversation did you pick up on?

Reno: Cause I like ya kiddo, but I'll shoot you and toss you in a dumpster if I gotta

Serge: ... *unreadable look*

Serge: What the hell are you talking about?

Reno: *looks up at Rude*

Rude: ...

Cloud: Hmm, I dunno. *kinda sexy poses* You think these pants make my ass look too big, Vin?

Veld: Next time you go off hunting vampires, I'll go with you.

Cloud: *tight jeans yay*

Vin: Naw.

Tifa: *rolls eyes* You want Velly to shoot you?

Cloud: Neat. <3

Adrian: You don't believe me? ...Have you ever?

Vin: No, we really have never seen a vampire.

Cloud: *whines* Tifa, I'm just having fun.

Cloud: I'm not being serious.

Vin: Yeah, he don't need nothing serious

Rude: *shakes head really slowly like he's not sure*

Serge: *wonders if he can deflect bullets with a nightstick*

Tifa: *so doesn't get casual flirting* But isn't that kinda silly?

Reno: How about I say a word and you say da first thing that comes to mind. *zaps his hand to make him let go of the nightstick*

Vin: yes but we need silly

Cloud: Silly's fun.

Serge: *lets go and kind of looks resigned*

Adrian: *is not going to point out for the billionth time that Vincent is clearly a vampire* Well, just because you haven't seen one doesn't mean they don't exist. I've seen lots of them! It's part of my life's work to hunt them down!

Vin: What do they look like then?

Serge: How about you shut up.

Veld: No, I'll admit I've never believed you much. You're sort of batshit.

Reno: awww WRONG answer! *steps on hand and takes nightstick* *twisty foot*

Tifa: Ya, but won't your boys strangle him?

Rude: ... *still not sure*

Serge: *gritting teeth*

Cloud: Zak would. Sephi would probably stab him in the face with Masamune, and then get eaten by Chaos.

Cloud: But they're not here.

Tifa: o.O So why do it?!

Adrian: ... *shakes head* After all these years?

Vin: *laughs* they won't.

Tifa: ...is this something you can do in Midgar?

Vin: Like Veld won't shoot Cloud again, he'll just... flail

Veld: I'm a skeptic.

Cloud: You can do it anywhere, Tifa. There's lots of ways to show someone you like them.

Cloud: It doesn't have to be serious.

Serge: ...

Veld: But I'm serious. Next time you go out hunting I'll go with you.

Reno: *tries the game anyway* Terrorist.

Tifa: Ya, but there's stabbing and shooting involved this time.

Serge: *looks at Reno like he's an idiot* What?

Vin: Yeah, but I'm not interested in Cloud and Cloud knows that.

Vin: When Reno dyes his hair back, he'll hit on Reno too.

Cloud: *nods* And even if he was, I wouldn't cheat on my boys.

Vin: and Reno's straight.

Cloud: This is just a little game.

Tifa: *wrinkles nose* You're OLD I wouldn't think you'd go after Cloud... ewwww....

Adrian: Vampires killed my parents. I SAW them for the first time then. I've been hunting them down ever since. *shows off the teeth he took again, which are actually rather vampiric looking* *so can't believe this*

Serge: *kicks Reno in the shin*

Cloud: He's not THAT old. Besides, you can't really tell anyway.

Rude: *picks Serge up by his throat and lifts him in the air*

Reno: *jumps up* god, boy ya BORN stupid?

Veld: Alright then. You're an honest delusional, at least.

Reno: Rude is 6'8 of PISSED OFF right now.

Rude: You didn't learn anything. That's not even a good place to kick someone.

Tifa: He'd have to be old. Velly's old.

Rude: *squeeze a little*

Vin: *walks over to Adrian again* So what do these vampire's look like?

Serge: *choke*

Reno: Not too hard, Rude, we may be needin his ass.

Serge: *forgets all fancy moves to get out of this*

Reno: *good cop bad cop*

Rude: *throws him down again*

Adrian: Delusional?! These aren't imaginary, and I'm afraid they're the only tangible proof I have on me at the moment.

Cloud: I know that, like in my brain...but when I look at Vin, I'm not thinking with my brain.

Reno: *lights up a cigarette for himself and one for Rude and hands it over*

Serge: *coughing* Are you INSANE!?

Rude: *ah, nicotine*

Veld: Which is why I want to accompany you. I'd like to see a vampire in action.

Cloud: I think it might be hard to understand, if you're not a boy.
Veld: And you admitted yourself that I can still fight pretty good for an old guy.

Reno: *kneels by him* Actually, I am. *smirks* See, I was wearing contacts, but you know that crazy shit Valentine?

Serge: *gets to a squatting position and eyes his nightstick*

Reno: You go for that and I'll put fire ants in your pants.

Tifa: Not thinking with your brain? *giggles* What you thinking with then?

Cloud: *turns bright red* Um...

Adrian: ... There's a lot of running involved, though if we can corner one, then you would be fine. *stands up quickly, wincing at leg a bit*

Vin: Can I come along?

Serge: *totally cornered*

Vin: I'm thinking about getting into the demon removal business.

Veld: Sure, kid.

Cloud: *shifts uncomfortably* *woo these jeans are tight*

Serge: Crazy shits...

Reno: Yes, we've established I'm crazy.

Reno: Now, how about we try the word Avalanche.

Veld: My ticker acts up and we have to have someone who can keep running.

Cloud: *perks up at the sound of demon removal* WHOA you guys gonna start some damnation again?! XD

Serge: Snow? What do you want!?

Adrian: Well you all know demons are real. And ghosts. Vampires are too. *is so ready to go find some like RIGHT NOW* *pulls out dagger* I smell damnation.

Tifa: *hands on hips* Damnation? What's that?

Vin: *smiles at Cloud* You know it, Cloud.

Cloud: I dunno, but Father Adrian's always wanting to rain it down on things.

Vin: Well, see, I'm NOT a vampire.

Cloud: It's reaaaallly fun. XD

Vin: Just undead.

Rude: ... *shakes his head like he's still not sure*

Tifa: So it's like a fertilizer?

Cloud: Kinda.

Reno: *laughs*

Tifa: Mr. Adrian, why you dealing out fertilizer?

Cloud: It'd be cool if you were a vampire though...*has so been reading Vin's trashy vampire novels*

Serge: *creeped out*

Veld: Cloud, ideas like that are bad.

Serge: Okay, so what do you want? I won't come here anymore...

Reno: *is prolly creepy with his eyes matching his hair*

Adrian: Yes, yes, well, I'm suspicious about you. I'll overlook your unique situation. There are plenty of other vampires out there. And... Fertilizer? Wha?

Reno: Just keep yer nose out of my business, Serge. Don't think I didn't see someone with your ID number trying to get into my system when I was in charge.

Cloud: *eep* Um, okay, so damnation. Yay!

Reno: And take a day off, ya look like shit.

Veld: Just remember the rules, Cloud.

Serge: ... *cradling hand*

Cloud: *nods vigorously at Veld* What're we gonna damnationize?

Serge: *looks like he is mad enough to spit acid*

Adrian: Damnation is the gift given to us by the GODS to CLEANSE the earth of impurities such as vampires and demons. We pour it out upon such evils.

Veld: Tifa, we're talking about old men stuff, I'll explain later, ok?

Tifa: Ok...

Rude: ...don't come here again.

Rude: If you ever talk to her again...

Rude: ...

Reno: *still snickering like a lunatic*

Adrian: My next target is clearly a vampire. The circumstances demand it.

Rude: ... *walks back to bar*

Cloud: Wow, a vampire? It's not one of those totally hawt vampires that looks for innocent young blonde teens to make out with is it? <3

Reno: *suddenly serious* This never happened, Serge. *walks away laughing*