Jenova's new toy

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[the ONE time Cloud goes into the lab cause he wants to... no one is there.]

Cloud: *wanders in* Pepper?

Cloud: *looks around* Anybody, hello?

Jenova: *is undignified in the pink pleather*

Jenova: ...Well, I'm here.

Cloud: *jumps* Who's there?

Jenova: I suppose you could call me mom if you like.

Cloud: o_O Am I hearing things...?

Cloud: *rubs head*

Jenova: Nothing you don't need to hear, trust me my dear boy. Have a seat, listen to me, I'm lonely.

Cloud: *slowly turns around* *notices his bra on the blue lady* WTF?

Cloud: *mutters* Was looking all over for that...

Jenova: You could quite have it back if you like, that little witch is jealous of me and likes to make me look silly.

Cloud: *stares blankly* Um...it's okay, you can keep it...

Cloud: *omgwtfbbq*

Jenova: ... so you're the new pet of Sephiroths? Funny, you don't look so much like a pet to me.

Cloud: ...I'm not his pet. I'm his boyfriend.

Jenova: Oh, of course you are.

Cloud: *a little annoyed* I'm a SOLDIER Third Class you know.

Jenova: I never said that you were not.

Cloud: *puffs up a bit* Well okay then.

Jenova: And obviously they were mistaken when they mentioned you. I don't see why anyone would think that of you, honestly.

Cloud: ...they?

Jenova: Oh, no one important, obviously just jealous and Sephiroth was probably simply not really listening and agreeing to get away from them.

Cloud: Sephiroth doesn't think I'm his pet. *saying it more to convince himself*

Jenova: Obviously you don't know him very well.

Cloud: *stares at the floor* I...he said he was proud to have me in his unit. He loves me.

Jenova: You're a niave young man, Cloud. I'm sorry.

Cloud: ...you're wrong. He loves me. *eyes well up a little*

Jenova: Shhh shhh honey.

Jenova: I know it hurts, but *I* don't think that way about you.

Cloud: *starts to cry a little* You...don't?

Jenova: Of course I don't. You just need a chance to be a man. Everyone treating you like a little child.

Jenova: *neglects to mention that Cloud was the only SOLDIER with the old school Turks to get Vin*

Cloud: *quietly sobbing* ...no one takes me seriously...they think I'm just some dumb kid...

Jenova: *I* do.

Cloud: *sniffs* Really?

Jenova: I want you to be strong, like you really could be. You're better than Sephiroth, than Zak. But they just... want to have someone cling to them.

Jenova: So pathetic. Sephiroth doesn't care for anyone and Zak cares only for himself. HOW many people is he seeing?

Cloud: Zak's just...he needs a lot of attention...more than I can give him...

Cloud: But he loves me.

Jenova: *makes a tsking sound* You know, it's sad you've allowed yourself to come to this.

Jenova: You know you won a lot of those fights when you were a kid. When they chased you for wearing your mom's stuff? You should have gone THEN and had some revenge.

Jenova: they just ganged up on you.

Cloud: ...too many of them...they all hated me...*sobs*

Cloud: ...that's why I had to get strong...

Jenova: And you can be stronger, if you want. I can help you. Take revenge for all those people that laugh at you.

Jenova: Those people at the bar, the Turk, Sephiroth.

Cloud: Cleo and Vincent? They're my friends.

Jenova: the way she always yells at you? And Veld. Old fool should be shot. I can remember when Turks were put out of their misery when they got too old, now they just make them board members or put them in boxes or fire them.

Cloud: ...I always mess things up...it's my own fault..*sniffs*

Jenova: No it isn't.

Cloud: *sits and buries his face in his hands*

Jenova: This isn't your fault at all, Cloud. People are cruel.

Jenova: They should be punished, not you.

Cloud: *cries* I just want to be strong, someone that people look up to.

Jenova: Let me help you, Cloud.

Jenova: I like you. I want to help you.

Cloud: ...you do?

Jenova: *is SUCH a lying little wench. OH SHE LIES*

Jenova: Of course I do.

Jenova: You came to talk to me when I was lonely and I truly didn't mean to upset you. Let me help.

Cloud: ...how?

Jenova: Well... you'll need to have more shots.

Jenova: But let me talk you through them.

Jenova: It's very easy for someone as smart as you are.

Lu: ::enters::

Cloud: ...ok.

Lu: Cloud? What are you doing here?

Jenova: First, walk over to the needles...

Jenova: Ignore her. She's useless.

Lu: Sephiroth hasn't been down today if you're looking for him.

Lu: Is there something I can do for you?

Cloud: *wipes his eyes* I was just looking for Pepper...

Jenova: No, shoo her away.

Lu: Oh.

Jenova: Get rid of her.

Lu: I think he's off today, but I can give you his home number if you like.

Lu: He's quite taken with you. ::smiles gently::

Cloud: Um, it's okay... *walks over to the needles*

Lu: Er Cloud please don't touch those.

Lu: ::goes to lock the case::

Lu: those are for tomorrow's round of Turks

Cloud: Um...*panicks*

Lu: Cloud? Is something wrong?

Lu: Do you feel all right?

Lu: ::eyes Cloud::

Jenova: It will be alright. There's a spare key I know of, and you'll need an empty needle anyway.

Cloud: I just needed...more shots...*clutches his head*

Lu: ...

Jenova: *is trying to just talk to Cloud, but Lu's such a damn pest*

Jenova: Tell her you'd like to lay down

Lu: ::puts two and two together:: Maybe later. ::puts hand on his shoulder to try to guide him out of lab::

Cloud: Can I...lay down?

Lu: ::to Jenova:: ::You leave him alone::

Jenova: Yes, feeling ill.

Lu: Sure.

Lu: ::guides him over to a cot and tucks him in::

Cloud: I'm not feeling well...

Jenova: I'm not doing anything, you wench.

Lu: do you want some water? I can make you some tea if you want.

Lu: ::my skinny butt::

Jenova: Just want to be left alone.

Lu: ::yes the attention whore vants to be aloone::

Cloud: No thank you...I just...wanna be left alone.

Lu: eh?

Lu: ::bloink::

Lu: ::just got that in stereo::

Jenova: Please, just leave me be for a while.

Lu: Cloud is she bothering you? ::nods at Jenova's tank::

Cloud: Please, just leave me be for a while...

Cloud: *clutching his head tighter*

Jenova: *SO happy with new toy*

Lu: ::wishes she was strong enough to pick Cloud up::

Lu: ::brushes hand over his spikey hair:: It's all right CLoud.

Lu: Just tell her be quiet.

Lu: You don''t have to listen if you don't want to. ::pets::

Cloud: My head hurts...

Lu: I know. She's a headache.

Cloud: *crying again*

Jenova: She's trying to stop you. Petting you like you're his pet.

Lu: Shhh... ::hugs him::

Lu: I can't shut her up but she can only yell so loudly.

Lu: If we leave it won't be so bad.

Lu: Can you get up?

Lu: I can't carry you.

Jenova: *HATE*

Cloud: Yeah...I think so...*gets up*

Lu: *HATE back at you*

Lu: C'mon. ::helps him towards door::

Jenova: *POKE at Cloud* Get him out now.

Lu: ::is like not-quite shoulder high on Cloud and maybe 1/4 his weight::

Cloud: *stumbles* I feel dizzy...

Lu: ::STOP THAT!:: ::counterpoke::

Nii: *sticks head in HIIII JENOVA PMS* jfgfdh. What the ow. Strife? Lu-san?

Jenova: *Snarl*

Cloud: *collapses*

Lu: xX; ::almost gets squished by cloud::

Lu: Nii!

Lu: Can you help me?

Lu: I'm taking him up to the lounge?

Jenova: *pokes Nii for spite*

Lu: Smurfette is being loud again. ::nods at Jenova::

Lu: ::POKE:: ::STOPPIT!::

Nii: O_. *grabs cloud* *hgjsasd* yes agh. *drag the Cloud* DAMMIT Shinlu OW fucking blue whore--

Jenova: SMURFETTE!?

Lu: ::pokepokepokepokepoke::

jenova: whore am I?

Lu: ::don't make me stick a white hat on you next::

Kilroy: *in civvies* Jianyi what okaaay then why are you on Cloud.

Jenova: *oh thats just... I didn't know you could do that with a human body... poor Nii*

Jenova: *sends images*

Nii: the spacebitch---nnnghk. *and he gets paler. look, the half-wu has freckles.*

Kilroy: >_O *armful of NiiCloud* *YANK*

Lu: ::tries to help hold them up:: come on xx;

Jenova: *HATE*

Lu: ::so not much help::

Lu: :pppppppp ::at Jenova::

Lu: ::

Kilroy: 'S all good oof shit. Squishy eats anvils and Jian eats nothing. What the.

Lu: ::'cause she's feeling mature::

Lu: heh

Lu: you boys need to cut back xx;;;;

Lu: ::soveryvery heavy boys yes::

Lu: in here. ::elbows them toward lounge::

Nii: *gets to his feet. kinda.* I eat. I had ramen.

Jeova: I hate you both, little twit.

Kilroy: Lounge. what an excellent word aaagh my spine @_@

Lu: just drop Cloud on the couch

Kilroy: *does*

Lu: ::no love, alien::

Lu: ::spine also complaining:: >

Lu: thank you soooooooooooooooo much

Jenova: *is bored now with nothing to play with* *hopes Veld comes back soon*

Lu: ::inspects Cloud as Nii seems to be okay::

Lu: you all right Nii?

Nii: *sends mental image of tubgirl at Jenova* ow. *flop in chair* My cortex.

Nii: I'm good. @_@

Lu: ::patpats Nii:: she does that. Just learn to shut her out and shut her up. It CAN be done. just keep resisting her.

Lu: if I can do it you certainly can.

Lu: ::going over CLoud::

Nii: *nods* I'll think of doujinshi...

Lu: poor thing...I wonder what sort of nonsense she was feeding him

Jenova: Oh... is that all you can do? *Legolas MPReg to Nii*

Lu: Heh

Nii: @___@ *timecube!*

Kilroy: *cloth on Cloud's head*

Cloud: *starting to wake up* Ahh...

Lu: ::Telletubbies!::

Lu: ::little multicolored alien baby things- Jenova should luv::

Lu: you all right Cloud?

Nii: >.> *getting the hang of this. Heideggar in a tutu*

Cloud: *shaking* I...it was awful...

Lu: she is

jenova: *heideggar wrestling palmer in a tub of spam*

Lu: ::rubs his shoulders a little, trying to be comforting::

Kilroy: *HUGS Cloud* mppht. You okay?*

Lu: easy Kil ^^;

Kilroy: :D;;; *gently*

Cloud: *crying again* She said...

Cloud: Sephiroth...

Cloud: *sobs like a little kid*

Kilroy; Shhhh. *pats his hair* it's okay.

Jenova: *all I want is human misery. ALL I want... *emo tear**

Cloud: Kilroy...you don't think I'm his pet, do you?

Jenova: *And the complete subjection of the planet and its slow, winding and wilting death.*

Lu: Pet?

Lu: Oh good grief. 9_9

Lu: Cloud don't believe a word the slimey thing in the tank says.

Lu: her specialty is messing with people's heads

Jenova: *is not slimey thankyouverymuch uhor*

Kilroy: Uh, no, spikehead, I think you're his boyfriend. XD

Cloud: ...but she said...*just wants to curl up and die*

Lu: ::aresotoosmurf::

Nii: ...I see no leash. or rhinestone studded pink collar what reads 'fifi'.

Lu: she's lying.

Lu: through her yellow, pointy teeth.

Lu: heh

Jenova: *wishes Cloud could still hear her*

Lu: ::ha-ha::

Lu: you're not a pet, you're a SOLDIER.

Lu: do you think I'm a pet, Cloud?

Nii: And if you were in the bedroom,t he bedroom is just that. What you do when you're with your lover doesn't mean that out of the bedroom you're broken int he brain.

Lu: er yes ::still finds that a bit brain-hurty::

Cloud: o_O Um...thanks Nii...

Nii: 8offers cloud pocky* <--king of kinky

Cloud: *nibbles Pocky*

Kilroy: Dag, megane. You're a skank :D

Nii: Just well-read. >.> *doujinshilord XD*

Cloud: I don't think you're a pet Mrs. H

Nii: 8suspects Hojo's the pet. doo dee doo*

Cloud: *thinks Nii is right* *owbrain*

Lu: then you're much less of one

Lu: you need far less looking after

Lu: ::patpats his shoulder::

Lu: don't worry about it. next time, just tease her back

Nii: *a real smile homg* What she said; she's better at communicating sanely. ^_^

Lu: she just likes to pick on people 9_9

Lu: heh ^^

Kilroy: So the space ho' is yelling at people like a catty kogal now oh yay of yas.

Cloud: ...I'd rather not talk to her at all anymore...I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't come in, Mrs. H.

Cloud: It's like she knew what I was scared of.

Cloud: ...and she was wearing my favorite bra. >.>

Lu: she does unless you wall her off

Lu: ::glad Jenova can't get into her brain >>; ::

Kilroy: so I think about Da Chao's wall and she can't get in?

Cloud: *nods* Maybe I should learn how...I'm kinda scared to go back in there now, heh.

Cloud: *is going to have a long talk with Seph*

Nii: Well, right now you're kinda lookig like doom reheated. So I say hold off on the 'neener neener, Shub-Niggurath' for now.

Jenova: *hissss*

Jenova: *will SO pick on Nii later*

Cloud: Well, I kinda just wanna go to sleep now.

Cloud: *quietly* But I'm kinda scared to.

Cloud: *really is freaked the hell out*

Nii: If you leave the building can Nyarlathotep-chan she reach that far?

Cloud: *shivering* ...she does this to everybody then?

Kilroy; *pats his hair*

Cloud: *curls up on the couch*

Cloud: *feeling very stupid right now*

Kilroy; *hugs caaarefully*

Cloud: I'm...gonna go to bed...

Cloud: *gets up* Thanks for your help, but I think I'm fine now. *so lying*

Kilroy: you sure...?

Lu: Let me know if you need anything, okay?

Lu: ::note to self to let Seph know Clound needs hugz::

Cloud: ...yeah. Thanks. *haunted look* *walk back to apartment*

Lu: ::phs's Seph::

Kilroy: sheeeyit. *tails*

Kilroy; *shinobi. yesh.*

Jenova: *will so tell Seph that Cloud is making it up to take him from her*

Nii: >_< *thinks hideous guro pr0n at Jenova*

Cloud: *swipes keycard* *goes to his room and curls up to cry*

Kilroy: ...*sneaks upstairs*

Lu: ::will so foil Jenova's plans- AGAIN::

Lu: ::remembers she really needs to talk to Jenny her daughter:: >>

Jenova: *should talk with Jenny more*

Cloud: *totally oblivious to ninja-ing*

Kilroy: *just gonna ninja benignly to wath Squishy.*